Happy halloween

Happy halloween folks.
At D.F.C. several people dressed up today.
We had a chairman, a commercial manager and a safety officer. Costumes and performances were rubbish though.

Exclusive

The diary has learned that changes will be made behind the scenes at DFC in the near future. At least 2 directors are ready to quit.
I am afraid that is all the information I have at the moment, maybe someone from the board could enlighten the loyal paying customers?
Its great what you can pick up [...]

Credit crunch

The Diary is worried. Financial uncertainty all over the globe gets our minds ticking over.
This Brabco mob – as private investors presumably playing with hedge funds, are they not affected by all this turmoil?
Is the club’s fiscal future being gambled with?
Makes sense to speculate about it, surely? This ‘credit tsunami’ is bound to have an [...]

New Argentine coach ???

According to both  the BBC and Sky,  Maradona has been offered the post ??
Surely not ???
That would be like offering Frank “Wheres the Burdz” MacAvennie the Scotland job. Mind you, that might not be a bad idea after Georgie Porgie’s last two outbursts against players in his own team!
Will be fun at Hampden when we play [...]

What world do these people live in?

I have just watched football on sky today and Andy Gray came away with the comment
“I just wonder how much these European trips take out of players, I thought Arsenal and Chelsea both looked a little leggy today”
These are athletes who get 100k a week-travel luxury class-each have their dietitian ,life coach,wet nurse any where [...]

Good solid stuff

Go to a tricky venue ,get a win ,no matter how ugly, and get back on the bus home safely in the knowledge that we are in the draw on Monday.
Well done Chis, good man.

Good luck to the sons tomorrow

A win in the Broch would be nice but we dont want it at a cost.
The main priority is the league but I am sure the manager realises this and will not take any chances with the fitness of our players.
I believe Moore is not going and late decisions will be made about a couple [...]

Well who is going to win

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/
This woman is scarier than T****** ever was.
I hope they have a full medical team available in the white house if McCain gets in.
Picture the scenario, she has just had a message from Alaska that her boys’ hockey team did not get into the play-off.
John McCain falls to the ground clutching his chest and the [...]

Can you imagine the reaction of the bearded chairman if

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQjeJ2oe30k
Can you imagine Beardie if this lot came to town some day?
Lugless Dugless would be apoplectic!!
I don’t think any of the directors, apart from Stevie, have ever been to a real football match. Well maybe the ex-Rangers fans amongst them could lay claim to that accusation.
Oor Pellie got banned for cheering a goal and dropping his [...]

Hope you dont mind

I am going to have to change the Diary and diversify.
This should be good whatever takes my attention on the day, and I can be quite cynical, if you thought Victor Meldrew was bad – watch this space.  
At least when Ian McFarlane was there (at SHS) you could always go down to the club any day and [...]